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| name | swordswinger | |
| gender | male | |
| age | 35 | |
| location | london, uk | |
| last login | 01/21/2008 | |
| more pictures (5) | ||
| status | single |
| hometown | London |
| about me | me i'm a bit mad. like to have lots n lots of fun, bit of a wanderer lived in lots of towns n citys in quite a few countries.. |
| bands | listen to pretty much everything. except rap just dont do it for me. |
| movies/tv | alien american werewolf in london close encounters 3rd kind shawshank redemption shrek |
| books | ancient things lord of the rings the eagle series by simon scarrow the last stand the street lawyer |
| like to meet | anybody who is not vain |
| zodiac sign | cancer |
| ethnicity | who cares |
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DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:51:59 PM
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a
good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career
lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a f*****g
book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can
spell!
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I
ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't
they?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I need more Harry Potter cards please! All my friends
have more Harry Potter cards than me. Please see what
you can do.
Love, Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f*****g mind. Kids are forcing their
parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these
stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are
even learning to play the game. Let me get you
something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I.
Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who the f**k names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do,
I'm skipping your house!
- Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get
into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why
you're getting your a*s whipped at school. Secondly,
you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment
complex you're living in.
Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet
Dreams!
- Santa
SEPTEMBER 27, 2007 11:14:39 PM
Beware of the ceiling cat!
AUGUST 18, 2007 2:10:21 PM
Seargant: Private!, I think the enemy is hiding in the wood. I want you to go in there and flush em out for us.
Private:Okay, sir, but if you see a bunch of guys running out of the bush, don't shoot the one in front!
JULY 20, 2007 12:48:03 AM
The Confession
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he committed adultry.
"Oh no,"siad the priest,thinking of the most promiscuous women in town."Was it Marie Brown?"
"I'd rather not say who it was."
"Was it Betty Smith?"
"I's rather not say,"says Joe.So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves,leaving the church,Joe's friend asks if he recieved absolution.
"Yes, and two very good leads!"
JUNE 06, 2007 10:34:06 PM
Something I would like to bring for this one time and that is capitol punishment.Dealing with death by lethol injection do they ever steralize the needle?. . I mean they don't ever want the guy to catch some horrible deseise do they?. . Yes I'm have a warped mind!
MAY 27, 2007 4:38:43 PM
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