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smackmeinthehead

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age

41

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ab

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11/20/2008

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smackmeinthehead has 14 blog posts

TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2008 1:49:28 AM

FACT or FICTION?

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THURSDAY, JULY 17, 2008 3:33:46 AM

IP Address

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, 2008 10:14:34 PM

IP Address

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SATURDAY, APRIL 12, 2008 3:00:44 PM

THE CAT

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status	single

hometown	none of ur goddamn buisness!!!

about me	a working class hero is someone to fear!!!

bands	80's music classic rock current music. . . almost everything

movies/tv	MOVIES:Harley Davidson and The Maroboro Man Shark TV The History Channel The Last BoyScout the Comedy Network

books	books?? wuts that?

like to meet	just friends in general!!!. . and maybe more you never know. . . .meet anybody famous???. . .how bout jennifer love hewitt!!! oh yeh!!! . .

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ethnicity	white dude

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SMITH_2POINToh

OCTOBER 25, 2008 4:36:53 PM

A guy was drivingwhen a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said tothe officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased toaward you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do youthink you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh,don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk andstoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

SMITH_2POINToh

OCTOBER 12, 2008 12:03:53 AM

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.

How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped. It's because I am.

Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How didyou get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional.

It just has '4X' on it. "At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because

he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM

drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

SMITH_2POINToh

AUGUST 28, 2008 9:27:08 PM

I set up a forth profile so enjoy it like the others.

SMACKY_2

JULY 16, 2008 8:50:26 PM

Gender Jokes
Subject: Computer Hard and Software:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticedthat the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installeditself into all other programs and now monitors all othersystem>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashingthe system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to runmy favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that itis just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATINGSYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is alsoimpossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It isimpossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the systemonce installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed tonot allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 andwork on improving the situation. I suggest installing the backgroundapplication "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE becauseultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before thesystem will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you usethese programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch theprogram Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve theperformance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendFlowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under anycircumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This applicationis not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to theoperating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

SMACKY_2

JUNE 23, 2008 7:04:38 PM

I set up yet a third profile on heavy so check it out and enjoy.

SMACKY

JUNE 03, 2008 7:05:24 PM

I set up a second heavy profile so check it out if you want

smackmeinthehead

DECEMBER 26, 2007 5:02:02 PM

Did you ever notice?
When you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?

smackmeinthehead

DECEMBER 13, 2007 12:32:40 AM

Twas the night before christmas
While asleep on my couch
I dreamed of a girl
That would fill out her blouse

I awoke and sent a request
To Hover spot with care
In hopes that a answer
Would be seen there

No children were nestled all
Snug in their bed
As I am a single man
With no dependents

When out of the email
There rose such a clatter
I sprang from the couch
To see what was the matter

To my windows XP I flew
Like a flash
To respond to the letter
Sent by a lass

When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But a glamorous photo of
This beautiful dear

With a smile on her face
So lovely and free
I knew in a moment
This girl was for me.

More radiant than sunshine
Her gaze did say
Hey Christmas boy, won't you
Make me your holiday

Her eyes how they twinkle
Her dimples so merry
Her breast were firm melons
Her nipples like cherries

Her cute shapley mouth had
Such kissable lips
And oh yes, her figure
What huggable hips

She was buxom yet trim
A beautiful girl
And I thought when I saw her
She could rock my world

If your that fair madien
Then send me a letter
I'll answer your email
And make your Christmas much better

We'll talk for awhile
And if all goes alright
I'll whisper in your ear
Merry Christmas to you let's have a good night.