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| name | 6666 | |
| gender | female | |
| age | 25 | |
| location | ny | |
| last login | 03/27/2008 | |
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| status | swinger |
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DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:51:01 PM
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a
good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career
lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a f*****g
book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can
spell!
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I
ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't
they?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I need more Harry Potter cards please! All my friends
have more Harry Potter cards than me. Please see what
you can do.
Love, Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f*****g mind. Kids are forcing their
parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these
stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are
even learning to play the game. Let me get you
something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I.
Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who the f**k names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do,
I'm skipping your house!
- Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get
into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why
you're getting your a*s whipped at school. Secondly,
you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment
complex you're living in.
Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet
Dreams!
- Santa
DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:44:52 PM
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas,
I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.
Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having
with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen
door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice
Legos instead.
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I
left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the s***s and carrots make the reindeer
fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-a*s? Leave me a
bottle of Jaegermeister and a couple of Cohibas!
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please,
please, please, PLEASE!
- Jimmy
Jimmy,
That whiney-begging sh*t may work with your folks, but
that crap doesn't work up here. You're getting a
sweater again.
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail
waitresses a***s, and losing all my cash at the craps
table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
- Santa
DECEMBER 11, 2007 12:13:13 AM
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN F****D!
Pick any of your friends and F**K them! This is for anyone you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can F**K the person who f****d you, of course.
2- You can F**K the same person as many times as you can.
3- You should F**K in public! Be adventurous, damned!
4- A random F**K is perfectly okay!
5- Please, don't worry about same gender f*****g, it's
HOT.
This is about showing everyone how much you care for
them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a
little loved! Please don't take this too personally,
BUT I'VE JUST F****D YOU! LMFAO...
F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me
We'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people and 1 back
to me. Get to know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!
NOVEMBER 07, 2007 11:51:44 AM
Delicious looking butt!
NOVEMBER 05, 2007 1:56:42 PM
Sweetie,
I'd love to lick that a*s of your!! (Wink)
JULY 30, 2007 11:20:36 PM
Hey, thanks for the add. And yea yur right, don't I ever wish where in CA you were!! Thanks again, Joe
JULY 02, 2007 11:25:00 AM
YOU HAVE VERY NICE ASSETS.......
JUNE 21, 2007 3:00:29 PM
*nearly drools at ur pics*
XP
JUNE 14, 2007 6:07:16 PM
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JUNE 09, 2007 7:37:00 AM
wwwwoooooowwwwwwwww very nice