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| name | KAYA | |
| gender | female | |
| age | 29 | |
| location | barefoot bay, fl | |
| last login | 08/15/2008 | |
| more pictures (34) | ||
| status | single |
| hometown | Born in Chicago raised all over :) |
| about me | I love the ocean and the warmth, I love all animals sometimes more than people. I am completely random most of the time. I love dorky things like horticulture. I kill deadly snakes. I see bears all the time... no for real. I hate tomatoes but I like ketchup and tomato sauce. I really can't stand litter bugs. I skinny dip alone. I have an over weight chihuahua named Sammy Sosa...oops! I love Emmitt Smith! I wish sh*tty people would stop reproducing. I want to go to The Galapagos Islands...yesterday. Did I mention that I HATE the cold, unless I am asleep! |
| bands | I wouldn't even be able to begin listing the artists that I love. I believe that music is life. I will not discriminate against any artist who has created something from their heart that contains poetic lyrics. I ACTUALLY hear the words of the lyrics so genre is of no importance as meaning is everything... I do like to listen to Reggae on Sundays... I must admit :)! |
| movies/tv | Ace Ventura Pet Detective Better Off Dead Dirty Dancing Dumb and Dumber Ferris Bueller's Day Off Karate Kid Life is Beautiful Planes Trains and Automobiles.... just ask...this is too much!LOL...oh yeah....Friday and Half Baked!!! Now how on earth could I have forgotten about those two movies....hmmm...LMFAO!!! Pretty in Pink Pump up the Volume Rocky...all of them Say Anything Scarface The Chapelle Show The Colbert Report The Daily Show The King of Queens The Notebook There are just too many to list... my goodness I could probably sit here for two days and write down all of my favs. so I guess I will just have to pick a few and you can ask me if you want to know anymore....K? ;)T.V. : That 70's Show Thomas Crown Affair Titanic Uncle Buck Untamed Heart Viva La Bam...of course just for Phil and Ape alone :)! Movies:Forrest Gump confrontation intervention |
| books | Anything by Kinky Friedman.A Rose That Grew from Concrete- Tupac ShakurDaily Affirmations- Rev. Run |
| like to meet | Now u know there are way too many of these to even list!!! How about if you ask... I will tell or maybe I will have the energy to fill this out one day... LOL :)! |
| zodiac sign | pisces |
| ethnicity | half Italian and half Irish |
| tags | Girls Gone Wild Miss Alabama Miss Arkansas Miss Heavy.com Miss Kentucky Miss Key West Miss U.S.A. Miss Universe Miss World Miss-personality disorder LMFAO Playmate of the year T&A stop kiss my a*s! |
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DECEMBER 28, 2007 9:31:14 PM
wasn't my own origanal but i can relate. . . .we have what you call revenue canada. . . .WTF!? . . .i have no revenue!! lol!!
DECEMBER 27, 2007 6:12:09 PM
That was pretty good smackme! ;) K
DECEMBER 26, 2007 5:01:31 PM
Did you ever notice?
When you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?
DECEMBER 26, 2007 3:03:21 AM
DECEMBER 21, 2007 8:18:34 PM
OMG! santas bi-polar!! lmfao!!!
DECEMBER 20, 2007 8:28:05 PM
I got this from a friend on a different site
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But whatis more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to letthat person know how you feel.
A sad thing in life is when youmeet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end thatit was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
Thebest kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the bestconversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don'tknow what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don'tknow what we've been missing until it arrives.
It takesonly a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and aday to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don'tgo for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fadesaway. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smileto make a dark day seem bright.
Dream what you want todream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because youhave only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts that person too.
Acareless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; atimely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
Thehappiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything theyjust make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Lovebegins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you wereborn, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live yourlife so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone aroundyou is crying.
DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:48:19 PM
Ummmm if i double clicked delete it!
DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:47:24 PM
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a
good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career
lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a f*****g
book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can
spell!
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I
ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't
they?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I need more Harry Potter cards please! All my friends
have more Harry Potter cards than me. Please see what
you can do.
Love, Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f*****g mind. Kids are forcing their
parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these
stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are
even learning to play the game. Let me get you
something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I.
Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who the f**k names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do,
I'm skipping your house!
- Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get
into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why
you're getting your a*s whipped at school. Secondly,
you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment
complex you're living in.
Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet
Dreams!
- Santa
DECEMBER 19, 2007 11:42:13 PM
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas,
I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.
Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having
with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen
door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice
Legos instead.
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I
left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the s***s and carrots make the reindeer
fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-a*s? Leave me a
bottle of Jaegermeister and a couple of Cohibas!
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please,
please, please, PLEASE!
- Jimmy
Jimmy,
That whiney-begging sh*t may work with your folks, but
that crap doesn't work up here. You're getting a
sweater again.
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail
waitresses a***s, and losing all my cash at the craps
table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
- Santa
DECEMBER 19, 2007 8:10:46 PM
Hope you have a great Christmas buddy. take care & be good.