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name sam_mmg
gender female
age 27
location down under, au
last login 06/21/2007
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DESCRIPTION
Name: Sam
Born and raised on: Beer
Height 5 feet 8 inches
Weight: 108
Bust: 34C
Hips: 25
Favorite outfit: Bikini
Profession: High school teacher turned actress
Pastimes: Drinking shots, pouring shots
Likes: 80's disco music, a long night out with my girls, chocolate
Dislikes: fakes, wimps, do-gooders
ABOUT ME
Music: The doors
Movies: Deep and Dramatic
TV: Entourage
Beer: mmmmm....
Wine: don't bother
Liquor: Tequila shots, tequila drinks, tequila through a straw
Friends describe me as: a huge flirt but a fun gal to party with, yet an understanding friend they can talk to about anything
Favorite meal: Late night snacks
I hope your mother never finds out: I have bad table manners and I curse in bed
My own words: I like to have a good time no matter what. No questions asked. I'm a certified party girl, with one foot out the door at all times and on to the next thing. I'd like to meet a man who can get to me chill out and settle down. One day, I'd like to see myself on the big screen, with a nice man on my arm, whispering something into my ear as we get into our limo and head home to take a swim in our pool instead of going to the after party.
The super hero I most resemble: Lucy Ricardo. She was a super hero to me because she was always up to no good when women were supposed to prim and proper.
Describe the worst date ever: I went on a date with a guy who had no ideas of his own. He was always quoting something or someone. I felt like I was out with an encyclopedia.
MY best attributes: For a good time, call (insert my name here) was truly written for a Sheila like me. I like the dancing, the drinking, the flirting, even the hangover. It's all for the greater good if you ask me.
Be aware of: My dog.
If I won the lottery, I would: buy a huge party house with adjoining party yacht.
My perfect day: Sleeping late because I was out until the sun came up.
ABOUT YOU:
short or tall: whatever as long as you're fun
lanky or muscle: muscle
eyes or chest:chest
touch or words: touch
funny or quirky: quirky
shy or charming: charming
smart or rich: bling, baby
You should be: A danger to women everywhere, fathers would hide their daughters from you. Can keep up with up to fifteen shots of tequila, then can dance all night and go for a burger. Play cards, BBQ, or snowboard, you're up for anything fun as long as it's the extreme version. Able to hold a conversation while jumping a mogul.
ABOUT YOU AND ME
Perfect first date: Hanging at the beach followed by burgers and beers, leading up to an all out strip poker game when we've had a little too much to drink.
Learned from past relationships: Know when to walk away and know when to book it out of there.
What I'm looking for: A real partner in crime.
STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW
Blank is sexy: Rope
Blank is sexier: handcuffs
To win me over: pour me a drink
I'D Like to meet: Jake Glyenhall, Jim Morrison
My Future holds: Many more wild nights
Turn ons: teasing, bars, American Boys, nice butts, secret body art
Turn offs: fruity drinks, laziness, snap judgments, and blue-button down shirts (unless they're on my floor).
Sum up: I like to have fun and I need a man who can keep up and try new things. Go to Vegas with me, because you'll never forget it.
status single
tags Party-girl Sexy Sheila Tequila cheeky
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sam_mmg has 10 comments

SEPTEMBER 01, 2006 8:53:19 PM


baby baby baby baby baby!

SEPTEMBER 01, 2006 6:45:08 PM


massive mating game brunette war.... ITS ON, SHIRLEY!!!

AUGUST 31, 2006 10:11:08 PM


you make me wanna be a brunette :)

AUGUST 27, 2006 3:39:56 AM


You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones who do what you do.

AUGUST 24, 2006 7:34:17 PM


lookin fresh as hell himt me up evil is where im heading hahaha

AUGUST 24, 2006 4:43:13 PM


I am totally rich. Let's meetup.com

AUGUST 21, 2006 5:32:36 AM


haha thank you for looking beyond my lame attempt at mustache and finding the teddy bear that is my heart... haha just kidding. hope you have a great day!

AUGUST 21, 2006 5:32:36 AM


haha thank you for looking beyond my lame attempt at mustache and finding the teddy bear that is my heart... haha just kidding. hope you have a great day!

AUGUST 17, 2006 4:23:24 AM


WOW! Your hot. Write to me at johnny12

AUGUST 17, 2006 1:37:27 AM


Let's face it... you love my new undies.

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