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smackmeinthehead

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FRIDAY, JULY 3, 2009 4:00:00 PM

Dead Dog

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SATURDAY, JUNE 27, 2009 3:50:41 AM

Mary go round

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 2009 7:24:41 PM

Cheesy Graffiti

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SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2009 9:20:40 PM

Walk The Line

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status	single

hometown	none of ur goddamn buisness!!!

about me	a working class hero is someone to fear!!!

bands	80's music classic rock current music. . . almost everything

movies/tv	MOVIES:Harley Davidson and The Maroboro Man Shark TV The History Channel The Last BoyScout the Comedy Network

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zodiac sign	leo

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VirtualnonReality	DECEMBER 31, 2008 12:18:24 AM It is so ironic that fake people get so upset when they're not taken seriously, talk about being dillusional !!
SMITH_2POINToh	OCTOBER 25, 2008 4:36:53 PM A guy was drivingwhen a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said tothe officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased toaward you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do youthink you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh,don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk andstoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
SMACKY_2	JULY 16, 2008 8:50:26 PM Gender Jokes Subject: Computer Hard and Software: Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticedthat the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installeditself into all other programs and now monitors all othersystem>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashingthe system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to runmy favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that itis just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATINGSYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is alsoimpossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It isimpossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the systemonce installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed tonot allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 andwork on improving the situation. I suggest installing the backgroundapplication "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE becauseultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before thesystem will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you usethese programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch theprogram Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve theperformance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendFlowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under anycircumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This applicationis not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to theoperating system. Best of luck, Tech Support
smackmeinthehead	DECEMBER 26, 2007 5:02:02 PM Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
smackmeinthehead	DECEMBER 13, 2007 12:32:40 AM Twas the night before christmas While asleep on my couch I dreamed of a girl That would fill out her blouse I awoke and sent a request To Hover spot with care In hopes that a answer Would be seen there No children were nestled all Snug in their bed As I am a single man With no dependents When out of the email There rose such a clatter I sprang from the couch To see what was the matter To my windows XP I flew Like a flash To respond to the letter Sent by a lass When what to my wondering Eyes should appear But a glamorous photo of This beautiful dear With a smile on her face So lovely and free I knew in a moment This girl was for me. More radiant than sunshine Her gaze did say Hey Christmas boy, won't you Make me your holiday Her eyes how they twinkle Her dimples so merry Her breast were firm melons Her nipples like cherries Her cute shapley mouth had Such kissable lips And oh yes, her figure What huggable hips She was buxom yet trim A beautiful girl And I thought when I saw her She could rock my world If your that fair madien Then send me a letter I'll answer your email And make your Christmas much better We'll talk for awhile And if all goes alright I'll whisper in your ear Merry Christmas to you let's have a good night.
tonyb_92	OCTOBER 02, 2007 12:52:36 PM *I think the cat got to her jeans!:-}*
ViktoriaFoxx	JULY 21, 2007 11:04:55 PM Hey! Thank you for accepting my request!
smackmeinthehead	JULY 11, 2007 1:23:57 AM *No No No YOU are very beautiful KIM!*
kim_mmg	JULY 11, 2007 12:19:54 AM you're beautiful! Looking forward to see you around Heavy!
twistedkitten	JULY 06, 2007 7:42:08 PM Happy Canada Day!